newspapers with stories of me being an axe-wielding, sodomizing, brain-washing, con-man, criminal, ninja-warrior-wannabe, living amongst the unknowing masses.

If anyone wants to bath in blood, mine or yours I am open to your wishes and
desires. If you expect me to take you seriously then come to me, for I will no
longer waste my valuable time “punching” the keys on this lifeless machine. If
you do not know where to find me by now you are either too blinded by your fear
or too stupid to justify killing.
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